"Too slow, chicken marengo! Too slow for this cat!" (Image (c) Grant Naylor Productions .) If it isn't patently obvious ...

Now legal in the Ratway, the alley behind the Winking Skeever, and Washington State.  ...and get totally blasted on skooma . Ah yes, s...

Towel Day is May 25.  Have a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Party!  Gwen and I enjoy throwing themed parties, especially long ...